Female Frogs

BoRock - I know it is still winter, but this is a subject that I believe this is a topic that can't be prepared for too early. I am looking for a female leopard frog. She must be beautiful, of course, a good conversationalist, have an interesting sense of humor, and love adventure and travel. Please let me know if you find any female frogs that fit this description. Tell her that I am single, handsome, charming, a great singer, a long and fast leaper, and that I will soon be co-staring in a new children's book. Perhaps we could e-mail for a couple of months and get together in the spring!



Ebenezer - Good topic choice, BoRock. I was thinking along those same lines only I didn't want to mention it. But since you brought it up, this is what I am looking for: A female leopard frog who is kind and compassionate, but not afraid to stand up and fight against injustice. She must be patient and loving, but tough and sturdy and strong as well. She must be smart, quick and clever. Oh, and if she was beautiful as well, I wouldn't mind.