BoRock - I was at a signing party for my new book and this lady starts screaming, "There's a frog in here! There's a frog in here!" What was she thinking? I mean really, why shouldn't the main character of a book attend a book signing if he wants to? Actually I was just there for the food...they had some lovely cockroaches in the pantry.
Ebenezer - You know, when you go to a party you aren't supposed to just eat. The main thing about parties is talking to people, getting to know them and helping them to like you.
BoRock - I think I like salamanders better than I like people. I mean, here I was doing a public service of cleaning up the cockroaches and she has a fit. Can you imagine a salamander doing that?
Ebenezer - That is just ridiculous! Salamanders are much to level headed to go off in public. So what did you do?
BoRock - I hopped up on her shoulder and peed.
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